Every episode has a full English language transcript provided online at the 'transcript' link. 

(Some episodes also have the option to download the transcript as a PDF or watch as a video with captions. This should be available for all episodes soon!)

+ Season 1

Episode 1: Two Body Problem - transcript - PDF - Captioned Video


Episode 2: Ranking your friends - transcript - PDF - Captioned Video


Episode 3: Barbabrababs - transcript - PDF


Episode 4: What is a phone, even? - transcript


Episode 5: Dangerous and Illegal Time Tourism - transcript


Episode 6: The Big Game - transcript


Episode 7: Brain Parasites and you - transcript


Episode 8: Possibly-a-robot Moments - transcript


Episode 9: That's Not a Unicycle, It's My Legs! - transcript


Episode 10: Under New Management - transcript

+ Season 2

Mini Episode 1: Loaf's Voicemails - transcript


Mini Episode 2: Janet's Voicemails - transcript


Mini Episode 3: Office Announcements - transcript


Episode 11 - I've Deleted Grandma - transcript


Episode 12 - Groupthink United - transcript


Episode 13 - 87 Ghostcabbages - transcript

+ Bonus

Behind the Scenes of Season 1 - transcript



Check us out in this crossover episode of How to Listen to Music in the 22nd Century! Transcript forthcoming. - HTLM22's Website